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- Know another quote from Christmas Vacation?
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- Clark Griswold Rant Merry Christmas Tasse Keramik 11oz - 15 oz
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- Merry Christmas Shitters Full Ornament
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An asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club. 17 years with the company.
Know another quote from Christmas Vacation?
I've gotten a Christmas bonus every year but this one. You don't want to give bonuses, fine. But when people count on them as their salary, well what you did just plain... Where do you think you're going? Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.
Get exclusive offers by signing up to our mailing list. Christmas is about resolving differences, and seeing through the petty problems of family life. I can't believe you're standing here in my living room, Eddie. Never thought the day would come. You set standards that no family activity can live up to. Needs to review the security of your connection before proceeding.
Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" movie - add it here!
We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer. Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... The clean, cool chill of the holiday air...
Clark Griswold Rant Merry Christmas Tasse Keramik 11oz - 15 oz
Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath. Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
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